There are so many people ready to say whatever and do whatever for a little fame. It's quite scary actually. According to a bazaar lawsuit attained by TMZ, a Michigan man is making a load of hilarious claims about Justin Bieber. He claims to be Selena Gomez' father and that JB is cheating on his "daughter" with Rihanna, Penelope Cruz, and others.
The man also claims that Bieber has STDs and stole his credit card for penis enlargement ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... HILARIOUS!
The man concluded his claims with the obvious, "I'm an emotional mess ... America must boycott biebers music!" Hope this guy gets some real help. The nerve to go through the pain of actually filing a lawsuit is proof he needs it.
Check out what TMZ deemed some "highlights" from the court document below. I'm sure the Biebs is just fine!
"Bieber has cost me $426.78 and never paid me back. This money was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my canadian bear rug."
"Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of july 2012 and sodomized me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring kate perry [sic] firework song in my ear drums."
"[Bieber] gave selena a std and Bieber stole my credit card to buy him and sean p-ditty combs cocaine to use in drug free school zones."
"Bieber also got a penis enlargement with my stolen american express card. "
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