Monday, January 30, 2012

Mystery Liquid Runs Down Christina Aguilera's Legs During Tribute to Etta James

Yikes! While paying tribute to Etta James at her funeral, a dark liquid began to run down Christina Aguilera's legs. Naturally one thinks, because she's a lady that its her cycle coming on without her knowing it. (which does actually happen by the way) but not without soooome warning I'd think. So, with a little help from her reps and what we like to call common sense I have figured out exactly what it is!

As a person, I sweat a lot. Sucks, I know, but I sweat even more when Im nervous. I have had to stand up in front of people I admired, including Jazz legend Nancy Wilson and sing HER song to the best of my ability. That type of pressure is unexplainable. I too have had a couple of instances where I felt.. ohhh boy... my thighs are rubbing together & theyre sweating! I don't want to think about it, but it is a reality. You dont think Beyonce has ever had sweat dripping down her legs? The only reason you never noticed is because you've probably never seen her performing without tights.

So, in Christina's defense, she's a pretty pale skinned woman and she looks a bit bronzed up during this tribute so.. its nothing but a little sweat collecting some spray on tan on its way down her legs. At least thats what I hope it is. Surely, you'd be a bit nervous too having to stand up in front of thousands to pay tribute to a voice that inspired your entire career. Give her a break guys!


  1. Man Kaki I don 't care what you say shits nasty.

    1. What do you mean you dont care? This is KAYKI heehee.. and further more have you ever been on a stage under those lights under that pressure..sweating?? If not I don't care what you say! LOL I kidd I kidd..but it really does happen.

  2. Wow!! You're right the bronzer thing has be to the explanation! I mean, how do you not know when your period is coming at this age??